Well, here we are. You either die a hero or you live long enough to start a blog, am I right?
Sup, I’m Christina. I’m a San Francisco native with a deep love of all things fitness, wine, beauty, and wellness. I also have a deep love of writing and making jokes. I wanted to marry these 2 loves. Basically, what you’re reading right now is my precious lovechild. Isn’t she cute? I’ll send you my registry.
This is a place where you can come for laughs and maybe learn a thing or two about my favorite topics from the trials and triumphs during this weird and confusing time in my life. (Insert joke about half my friends getting married and the other half can’t find their phone. Omg never gets old, right?!)
Okay, hope you enjoy your stay. Catch ya later, city slicka.
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Contact:
Call me, beep me. I’m also on Venmo.
